If your lunchbox needs a little more phallic pizzazz (Wow that’s a lot of Zs), then you may be in the market for a banana guard. Designed to protect the easily damaged banana during lunch duty transport, the banana guard has such features as perforations to facilitate ventilation and prevent premature ripening, and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the guard closed. It was designed to fit the vast majority of bananas (Phew, I though my banana type would be left out), it can also be used to transport the banana peel home if you don’t believe in decomposition. It’s also dishwasher safe, in case it gets covered in gooey banana juice. They’re available in eight different colors, such as skyhigh blue and ravishing red, so start collecting now before they run out of mellow yellow and your stuck explaining why you have a pretty in pink banana in your pocket.