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…Corks no longer pose a dangerous threat?

by Cory O'Brien

Cork Catcher

Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider? Sad but true. If you want to avoid an untimely trip to the emergency room following your next celebration cider opening, and find it hard if not impossible to control the cork trajectory on your own, then the Cork Catcher should be your next bubbly accessory purchase. “Simply remove the foil and cage, place the Cork Catcher on the bottle, hold firm and twist the bottle…pour and serve!” You get to enjoy the pop of the cork without feeling the pop of an eye. Sounds like a lifesaver to me.

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