In the Ultimate Vending Machine Challenge, your goal is to kick the crap out of a vending machine using strategic, well timed, and well placed moves until it gives you the candy that you didn’t pay for, but you definitely deserve.
It’s surprisingly difficult considering Adult Swim put it out, so don’t be surprised if it takes a few rounds to get used to the rhythm, but once you do, you’ll be basking in the glow of MSG filled chips in no time.
Alan Probe: Amateur Surgeon is an Adult Swim game that puts you in charge of Alan, an aspiring surgeon moonlighting as a pizza delivery boy who must save a variety of patients using only the pizza tools he has on hand.
Can you get the job done using only a pizza cutter, a Zippo, a corkscrew, a stapler, a car battery, and an Etch-A-Sketch?
Playing this game might send you to hell, but at least you’ll go there blasphemously happy. Bible Fight, a new game on the [adult swim] website, pits you against foe in a battle of epic proportions. Choose between Jesus, Eve, Mary, Moses, Noah, Satan, and the mysteriously locked final character (my money is on God), and battle good and evil in beautiful, flashy detail.
Featuring funny combos, smooth game play, multiple arenas, and memorable characters, it’ll have you repenting your gaming sins in no time.
Though it seems like Adult Swim is usually catering to the stoned half of late night television society, they occasionally come out with a good one, such as this spot called Thursday Assface, part of Robot Chicken’s Massage Chair. I could have sworn you said Thursday.
