Just text the words ‘Need Fun’ to 30644, and Zoomdoggle will text you back a fun idea, free of charge. Seriously. Try it.
Currently they’ve got about 100 ideas in the directory, but they’re always looking for more, so if you’ve got something that might work, email it in 160 characters or less to funidea@zoomdoggle.com and they’ll add it to the list.
Though most of them are probably just names made up by bored teens needing to pass the time during PE (and hopefully never actually done to another human being), I Heart Chaos has put together a list of the 99 most degrading sex acts.
From classics like the Dutch Oven and the Pearl Necklace to unheard-ofs like the Western Grip and the Snowmobile, it’s a full encyclopedia of the strange and unusual names that people have given to even stranger and more unusual interactions between two people.