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…Perfect breasts have a formula?

Victoria Beckham and Caprice Bourret - BreastsIn what must have been one of the most difficult and most painstaking research projects of all time, a cosmetic surgeon spent hours studying photos of topless models to determine the perfect pair.

Apparently, his findings indicate that the perfect chest isn’t about size. Instead, it’s all about proportion.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 percent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 percent from the top.”

So who came out on top?

Lingerie model Caprice Bourret, who apparently has the best of the breast.

And the worst?

It’s a sad day for Victoria Beckham, who apparently has “unnaturally round” mounds.

Tough job indeed.

[Via: The Bachelor Guy]

[Caprice Bourret]

[Victoria Beckham]

…Sex sells coffee at Cowgirl’s Espresso?

Barista

Starbucks is the undisputed king of the coffee shop land, and all should bow down before it and succumb to its greatness, right? Not so fast. If there is one thing that sells more than omnipresence, it’s sex, and at Cowgirl’s Expresso, they’re selling a lot of coffee, and they’re doing so with a lot of sex. That’s because the baristas behind the counter are more Victoria’s Secret and Hooters than they are green apron and black shirt. Based in Seattle, the unofficial coffee capital of the US, Cowgirl’s Coffee has to follow the Washington state law that requires workers to cover both breasts and butts, but they definitely do so in a very loose sense. I’m sure tips at a place like this aren’t that hard to come by.

[Cowgirl’s Espresso]

[Via: UNEASYsilence]