In what must have been one of the most difficult and most painstaking research projects of all time, a cosmetic surgeon spent hours studying photos of topless models to determine the perfect pair.
Apparently, his findings indicate that the perfect chest isn’t about size. Instead, it’s all about proportion.
“The ideal is a 45 to 55 percent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 percent from the top.”
So who came out on top?
Lingerie model Caprice Bourret, who apparently has the best of the breast.
And the worst?
It’s a sad day for Victoria Beckham, who apparently has “unnaturally round” mounds.
Tough job indeed.
[Via: The Bachelor Guy]
[Caprice Bourret]
[Victoria Beckham]
Note: This is a paid review, though it’s my first, so I’m pretty excited about it. And yes, I am aware of the stigma attached to paid reviews, and yes, I realize that I am selling my soul to the devil by writing this, but fear not, because DYH will never cover a product that requires a positive review. (Plus, this gives me a chance to post pics of the always attractive Victoria Beckham, and her always attractive back side).
When Victoria Beckham came to the states, attached to soccer phenom David Beckham, she brought with her a very unique style. Former Posh of the now infamous Spice Girls, Victoria has always dressed with a little more flare than the normal person.
Thankfully, her somewhat over the top style didn’t transfer over into her clothing decisions when she decided to launch a line of jeans called dVb (Denim by Victoria Beckham).
My philosophy for jeans whether designing or purchasing is a tailored fit, exceptional quality and a shot of high fashion. – Victoria Beckham
Though I’ve never really understood the draw of a pair of jeans that costs a few Franklins, I guess if you’re going to buy them, then you might as well let people know about them. dVb accomplishes this announcement through either a star, or a small monogram (signature) on the back pocket, though I prefer the latter for its simplicity. Most, however, will probably opt for the starred derriere, as it does a better job of screaming out “I’m wearing dVb jeans, and I want everyone to know about it!”.
Available in either white, grey, or indigo, all designs feature 1% spandex for that great back end fit and feel, a zipper fly, and the classic 5 pocket arrangement.
For a pair of your very own, be sure to visit Electric Ladyland, the place to go online for the dVb line, and one of a few retailers in the country able to carry this exclusive line.
[Electric Ladyland - dVb Jeans]
[Photos Via: Just Jared]
[Victoria Beckham]
[AskMen - Victoria Beckham]
