Sushi is essentially naked fish, so it only makes sense to serve it on naked models, right? Nyotaimori, which roughly translates from Japanese into “female body arrangement”, is a growing trend at sushi restaurants across the country as more and more restaurant owners realize that sex sells. Though the model costs an extra $1,100 (before even taking into account the food that covers her), I can’t think of a better way to make a statement at your next party. Tasty.
I recently picked up a few new fish for my tank, but somehow I missed the latest innovation in the fish market: the fish tattoo. Done with either dyes or a low level laser, the tattoos can be customized to be or say anything you wish. The days of designer fish are upon us.
Since you’re just going to stare at it all day anyways, why not spruce your fish tank up a bit with designs like this Aloha Tiki Aquarium? The cylindrical tank comes encased in a carved Tiki statue, and includes all of the necessary components to get you on your fishy way with either fresh or salt water. Snorkel not included.
Suedy’s Koo-Ki Sushi is sure to delight even those who claim to really, really dislike fish. That’s because this sushi is “made with the finest chocolate, delectable flavorings and crisp rice cookies instead of raw fish, vinegar, and rice”. Despite its undersea appearance, these fish have never swum the seas, nor have these vegetables seen the dirt of a garden, because each piece is made by hand using delicious confections and meticulous attention to detail. There’s even green tea wasabi and chocolate soy sauce to ensure the true authenticity of the meal. Koo-Ki Sushi is the perfect gift for both the sushi lover and the sushi hater in your life.
