You may remember “The Machine”, an All-In-One Beer Making Machine that automatically turned wort concentrate into beer in just a few weeks.
Well now it’s back, and it’s better than ever. Called “The NanoBrewMaster”, this all-in-one device brews, ferments, chills and then serves fresh, ice-cold beer on tap from the convenience of your own home.
With features like an onboard computer system that monitors and controls the introduction of water, extract, hops, yeast and optional ingredients, as well as heating and chilling, a stunning, stainless steel, hardwood, and recessed lighting design, the ability to brew up to 15 gallons per batch, and a Clean In Place system that self-cleans and sterilizes all connectors, containers and tubing with the flick of a switch, the compact and mobile NanoBrewMaster is at home as the centerpiece of any loft, home or bar.
If you’re a woman with questionable tastes, or if you always like to be prepared, then check out Ho On The Go, the original overnight kit for the modern one-night stand.
Featuring two condoms, a toothbrush and toothpaste, aromatherapy towelettes, and a fresh pair of undies, it’s everything you’ll need for the morning after (or for a quick escape the minute after if that’s how you roll).
Here’s a fun game to play: See how many metaphors and euphemisms you can find in this rather clever commercial for Fresh!, a XXX channel out of New Zealand.
Hint: There are more than you think. (A lot more!)
If you like your salad dressings fresh, then nothing comes close to the BonJour Salad Chef. The battery-operated blending device allows you to use the freshest ingredients and blend them yourself into a dressing dream. The included carafe features four recipes printed right on the sides, with included measurements, so you just fill, blend, and [...]