Chuck Palahniuk is definitely my favorite author, so when I read the summary of his upcoming book, Snuff, I immediately hit the pre-order button:
Cassie Wright, porn priestess, intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record for serial fornication. On camera. With six hundred men. SNUFF unfolds from the perspectives of Mr. 72, Mr. 137, and Mr. 600, who await their turn on camera in a very crowded green room. This wild, lethally funny, and thoroughly researched novel brings the huge yet underacknowledged presence of pornography in contemporary life into the realm of literary fiction at last. Who else but Chuck Palahniuk would dare do such a thing? Who else could do it so well, so unflinchingly, and with such an incendiary (you might say) climax?
Sounds like another bestseller to me.
[Chuck Palahniuk - Snuff]
The Quest for the Perfect Bottom is one man’s quest for, you guessed it, the perfect female bottom. Dr. David Homes of Manchester Metropolitan University (best job ever) developed a simple formula for a more scientific approach to the perfect bottom: (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V, where S is the shape, C is sphericity, B is muscular bounce, F is firmness, T is the skin texture/cellulite amount and V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry. The Quest, however, prefers a simpler approach: a blog, with plenty of pictures and videos of female derrieres to analyze and draw your own conclusions upon. It takes a brave and noble man to take on a quest such as this though, so enter at your own risk (though The Quest does not contain any pornography or explicit pictures, it’s still probably/definitely NSFW).
[The Quest For The Perfect Bottom]
[Via: Dethroner]
