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…Mario finally landed the Princess?

by Cory O'Brien

CollegeHumor once again kills it with their latest video, the Mario and Princess Sex Tape:

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…Paris Hilton is running for president?

by Cory O'Brien

Though it’s easy to dismiss her as a dumb blond that just got lucky, I’ve always felt that Paris Hilton might just have us all fooled. She’s taken a rich father, good looks, and a hard partying lifestyle and managed to turn herself into a brand name, a self-made millionaire, and a media darling by just being Paris. She’s survived a sex tape, a prison stint, more controversy and accusations than a Michael Jackson day care center, and yet still manages to capture headlines at will.

Her latest move into the spotlight involved a brief and unapproved clip in the middle of a John McCain ad.

Not to be outdone, Paris fired back with an ad of her own, announcing her run for presidency, and a surprisingly fluid solution to the gas crisis.

Never one to waste an opportunity, she also managed to squeeze in a full minute of bikini-clad eye candy, and enough “that’s hot” to make a mix tape.

Think she doesn’t know where her money making talents are?

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…It’s Website Wednesday: Paris Exposed?

by Cory O'Brien

Paris Exposed

Though I’m not surprised by the existence of ParisExposed.com, I am surprised by the extent of ParisExposed.com. The story behind the site goes like this:

Paris rented out a 6,000 square foot storage unit to house all of her personal possessions.
Paris forgot to pay the $208 bill.
The storage unit was auctioned off.
Someone bought it, sold the stuff inside for millions to ParisExposed.com.
History.

The site is a literal database of anything and everything Paris Hilton. It features:

Britney Spears memorabilia.
Nick Carter love notes.
Recorded phone calls.
Her phone book with thousands of celebrity phone numbers.
A Girls Gone Wild session with Joe Francias.
Lots of drug use.
Video diaries.
More Paris sex tapes.
Receipts, medical records, bank statements, fan mail, cards, to do lists.
Much more.

Though I’m sure there’s some juicy stuff in there, I almost feel bad for her. Almost. If you’re willing to put down the $39.97 required for one month of access, Paris’s world is your oyster, though you’ll have to check your conscience at the door.

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Sex-Tape

…Mario finally landed the Princess?

…Paris Hilton is running for president?

…It’s Website Wednesday: Paris Exposed?

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