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…Kim Zolciak posed topless for NO H8?

I’m not sure when celebrities decided that supporting their favorite cause meant taking their top off, but Kim Zolciak from the TV show Real Housewives of Atlanta has taken a page from PETA’s playbook for the NO H8 Campaign (an effort to legalize gay marriage) by posing with little more than duct tape to cover her bits and pieces:

Kim Zolciak

If only all of the world’s problems could be solved this way…

[NO H8 Campaign]

…Skinny Blonde is a beer with body?

Skinny Blonde

Skinny Blonde is an Australian beer that features some rather… unique packaging.

On each bottle, there is a picture of a blonde babe in a red bikini, and when the bottle heats up, the bikinis come off and you’re left holding a bottle with a topless hottie on it.

The website is also rather… unique, since you can preview each skinny blonde before buying the actual bottle. There’s also a staring competition, though I’m guessing you can figure out how that will end.

[(NSFW) Skinny Blonde]

[Via: Adverblog]

…Perfect breasts have a formula?

Victoria Beckham and Caprice Bourret - BreastsIn what must have been one of the most difficult and most painstaking research projects of all time, a cosmetic surgeon spent hours studying photos of topless models to determine the perfect pair.

Apparently, his findings indicate that the perfect chest isn’t about size. Instead, it’s all about proportion.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 percent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 percent from the top.”

So who came out on top?

Lingerie model Caprice Bourret, who apparently has the best of the breast.

And the worst?

It’s a sad day for Victoria Beckham, who apparently has “unnaturally round” mounds.

Tough job indeed.

[Via: The Bachelor Guy]

[Caprice Bourret]

[Victoria Beckham]

…Sony slaughtered a goat?

Sony Goat

Sony may have gone a little over board with the European launch party for their new PlayStation 2 game God Of War II. The centerpiece of that party, and the main cause of all the commotion, was a freshly slaughtered goat, emptied out and filled with offal that guest were invited to eat from the still-warm stomach. As if that wasn’t enough, topless girls walked around with grapes that they dropped into guests’ mouths, a male model portraying Kratos handed out garlands, and guests were able to throw knives at targets and pull live snakes from a pit with their bare hands. Sounds like a few Sony execs drank a little too much punch when they came up with that idea.

[Via: Daily Mail]

[Response From Sony Via: Kotaku]