…The Oxypedia ranks oxymorons?

Oxypedia is a place where the Shrimp are always Jumbo, and the Odds are always Even.

For more wonderful ways to screw up your speech, check out the Top 50 Oxymorons, a list compiled from numerous emails and tall tales.

Though many of them are pretty ugly, it’s almost exactly like every other list, so you won’t be missing much. Just remember, Microsoft Works.

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