…Wenger makes a knife that does literally everything?

Wenger Knife

Wenger, makers of all things relating to the Swiss army, has created the Giant Knife, Version 1.0. If you decide to carry one of these in your pocket or on your belt or in it’s own backpack (I’d suggest the latter), not only will you guarantee you’ll never get through an airport screener, you’ll also never pull this out to use it without someone making a wise-ass Crocodile Dundee comment (That’s not a knife…). With a staggering 85 included tools (every tool that Wenger makes), the knife weighs in at 2 pounds, 11 ounces, and measures 8.75 inches. If you are determined to be prepared for whatever the world may throw at you, including golf divit repair, laser pointing, bike repairing, cigar cutting and hang nail plucking, be prepared to shell out $1200 for one of your own. Just don’t be bummed when Version 2.0 comes with it’s own fold out helicopter, and you no longer have the coolest knife on the planet.
Version 1.0 includes:

  • 2.5” 60% Serrated locking blade
  • Nail file, nail cleaner
  • Corkscrew
  • Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
  • Removable screwdriver bit adapter
  • 2.5” Blade for Official World Scout Knife
  • Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
  • Removable screwdriver bit holder
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
  • Magnetized recessed bit holder
  • Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
  • Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
  • Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts
  • Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
  • Removable 10mm hexagonal key
  • Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver
  • Universal wrench
  • Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
  • 1.65” Clip point utility blade
  • Metal saw, metal file
  • 4 mm allen wrench
  • 2.5” blade
  • Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
  • Double-cut wood saw
  • Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
  • 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool
  • Watch caseback opening tool
  • Snap shackle
  • Telescopic pointer
  • Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
  • Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
  • 2.4” Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
  • Shortix key
  • Flashlight
  • Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
  • Micro tool holder
  • Micro tool adapter
  • Micro scraper-straight
  • Reamer
  • Fine fork for watch spring bars
  • Pin punch 1.2 mm
  • Pin punch .8 mm
  • Round needle file
  • Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
  • Removable tool holder
  • Multi-purpose screwdriver
  • Flat Phillips head screwdriver
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
  • Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
  • Can opener
  • Phillips head screwdriver
  • 2.5” Clip point blade
  • Golf club face cleaner
  • 2.4” Round tip blade
  • Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
  • Golf shoe spike wrench
  • Golf divot repair tool
  • Micro straight-curved
  • Special tool holder
  • Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
  • Screwdriver 1.2 mm
  • Screwdriver .8 mm
  • Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
  • Removable screwdriver bit holder
  • Magnetized recessed bit holder
  • Tire tread gauge
  • Reamer/awl
  • Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
  • Special Key
  • Toothpick
  • Tweezers
  • Adapter
  • Key ring
  • Second key ring

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[Via: Outdoor Life]