…You can control any TV from the palm of your hand?

Ninja Remote

For $9.99, ThinkGeek’s Ninja Remote will have you universally removing the pain American Idol causes from TV’s all across the land. Luckily this thing fits in the palm of your hand, because there are uses for this that may get you beat up if you’re not careful (soccer fans are an angry bunch). You point the remote at the desired TV, hold mute until the sound goes away (mutes), take full control of desired TV, change channels and volume at will, then run away, very quickly (or sneak away with ninja like qualities). It’s designed to work on a variety of brands, so if you’ve got a mischievous desire to destroy America’s pastime (take that baseball), purchase one of these for everyone you know.

[ThinkGeek]