Give yourself the complete Office Space experience with The Office Space Kit from ThinkGeek. The kit includes:
- Red Stapler (mini, 2″ long)
- Initech Mug
- “Is this Good for the Company?” Sign (29″ x 9.75″)
- Starter “Flair” (1.5″ diameter)
- “PC Load Letter” Copy Machine Sticker
- Your Very Own “Jump To Conclusions” Mat (approx. 24″ x 39″)
- A Humorous 32-Page Book
- TPS Report Coversheets (5 included)
- Really Keen Packaging (10″ x 5″ x 4″)
Even Lumbergh agrees:
Important Initech Memo
To: All New Employees
From: Bill Lumbergh
RE: Welcome to Initech
Just a few things, mmmKay? First, welcome to the new office location of Initech. The rumors of the fire that burned down Initech v1.0 are just rumors, okay? We moved to this location as the company upsized its profitability and downsized its expenses. So, yeah, here is your “Welcome Kit.” It has all you need to excel here at Initech.
Everyone gets an Initech mug and a little stapler. The stapler should only be used on TPS Reports, mmmKay? And make sure you use the new TPS Report Coversheets for each one. Also, you’re getting a motivational sign to hang in your workspace. Yeah. Don’t forget the Jump to Conclusions Mat – it’s our newest product developed in-house by your’s truly. And just in case you don’t work out here, you’re getting a piece of starter “flair” so you can work at that horrible little restaurant down the street.
Okay, so yeah, one last thing. I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday. Sunday, too. See you at 9am sharp.
[Via: Random Good Stuff]